Lyrics

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night

I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet

Now something's telling me that you'm avoiding me,

Come on now darling, You got something I need.

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'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

Come on now, let's get together In perfect harmony

I got 20 acres and you got 43

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

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I'll stick by you and give you all that you need

We'll have twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed

And you know I'll love you darling, So give me your hand

Oh, the thing I want the most is all that acres of land.

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For seven long years I've been alone in this place

Pigs sleep in the kitchen, It's a proper disgrace

Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?

I'll give up drinking Scrumpy and that lager and lime.

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Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?

I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants

In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand

We had our photos taken, us ‘olding ‘ands.

FINAL CHORUS

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll

give you the key

Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me

should stop this gallivanting and will you marry me?

'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.