I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
Now something's telling me that you'm avoiding me,
Come on now darling, You got something I need.
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together In perfect harmony
I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.
I'll stick by you and give you all that you need
We'll have twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darling, So give me your hand
Oh, the thing I want the most is all that acres of land.
For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Pigs sleep in the kitchen, It's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?
I'll give up drinking Scrumpy and that lager and lime.
Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos taken, us ‘olding ‘ands.
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll
give you the key
Now that we'm both past our 50's I think that you and me
should stop this gallivanting and will you marry me?
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.